Earlier this week Hollywood producer Danny Zucker gave a big “f*ck you” to Christians because he was upset that President Trump cancelled Obama’s unconstitutional DACA order. Now, actor/comedian Michael Ian Black wants Christians to go f*ck themselves because he’s pissed off about global warming or something. It seems to me that Hollywood is trying to scapegoat Christians the way they say conservatives do with illegal aliens and Muslims. Lucky for them they have written all kinds of carve-outs into the rules of tolerance or they’d seem like major hypocrites.
Black, who is most famous for…I have no idea. I think I saw him on TRU TV’s World’s Drunkest Stupid Assholes one time, but that could have been Danny Bonaduce. In any case, he went on an extended Twitter-storm today because he was upset about global warming or maybe people who don’t buy into the hoax.
I’m not going to imbed all of these tweets or even cut and paste his words; it’s simply too long. If you must read it, you can check out his Twitter. I’ll give you the gist of this insane rant. He starts out by claiming that Hurricane Irma, which is headed towards Florida, is a result of man-made global warming and complains that Republicans denying climate change is the reason why this storm is poised to do massive damage. After this, he accuses Republicans of not believing in science, even though his hypothesis is completely devoid of any sound scientific principals.
From there, Black goes into how everything that Republicans do as politicians is based on their Christian faith and therefore bullshit in his eyes. He says this makes them unfit to govern as well as being proof that conservatives favor a monarchy over democracy. I know this seems crazy, but Black was just warming up.
He slams Christian faith some more, claims that lower taxes hurt economic growth, and throws in some shit about the evils of private education. All of this lunacy was leading up to this:
“And they will never stop justifying their own bullshit. People are going to die in [Florida] in the next few days and they’re going to offer thoughts and prayers and go back to raping the country they claim to love in the name of Jesus fucking Christ on high. Fuck them,” wrote Black.
“And if you support this bullshit, fuck you too,” he added.
I know this is a lot to absorb, but basically if you are a conservative Christian, Michael Ian Black wants you to go f*ck yourself for not believing in what liberals consider science.
While we are on the subject, let’s take a look at some of the “science” liberals like Black believe in: If a person born with a penis puts on a dress and calls himself a woman, he is biologically a woman. A baby inside the mother’s womb is not alive or human until he or she passes through the magic portal of the vagina. Firearms, inanimate objects made out of metal and plastic, are capable of killing people without human manipulation.
That is some pretty shitty science there, and so is thinking that electing democrats will stop hurricanes from making landfall. It’s also not super-sciencey to believe that something mankind has done in the past couple of decades is responsible for creating weather conditions that have existed since the Earth cooled.
After all of this nonsense, we still have the fact that Black is telling Christians to f*ck off because he believes in a hoax. Is it okay to tell Muslims to f*ck off because you believe the Earth is flat? No, that would be Islamaphobia. Is it cool to tell Jews to f*ck off because you think we faked the moon landing? No, that would be anti-Semitism. Why then is it acceptable for Hollywood douchebags to drop F-bombs all over Christians because of their own crazy delusions?
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