Harvard Teaches Students How To Stick Things Up Their Butts

I can see why Harvard University is one of the top academic (and priciest) schools in the country. The university recently held a workshop, introducing students to anal sex and instructing them on the proper way to stick things up their butts. In the information age, nothing prepares young people more for the job market than mastering anal beads and butt plugs. I wonder if this is part of a new graduate program. Who wouldn’t want to be a doctor of ass sciences?

This is from The Daily Mail:

Harvard University hosted an anal sex workshop teaching students how to ‘put things in your butt’.

The talk hosted by adult shop Good Vibrations on Tuesday was one of many workshops held for Sex Week at the Ivy League university, which counts Malia Obama as one of its students.

Around 50 students attended…to learn how to stimulate nerves in the rectum, how to use anal beads, and how to avoid infections.

Then there is this:

The host, Natasha, also discussed ‘the stupidity of abstinence’, the value of ‘practice, practice, practice’, and a primer on using medical-grade butt plugs.

Medical-grade butt plugs? Are these covered by ObamaCare? Speaking of which, isn’t Obama’s other daughter named Natasha?

Also, how prestigious is it to be taught by someone who simply goes by “Natasha?” Apparently this prestigious:

“Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas. The butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole,” said Natasha.

What about people who have had a colostomy in which the large intestine is rerouted to to the abdomen? Does a stoma count as a butthole? I bet more people have had this procedure than penis or vagina removal surgery.

I’m pretty sure professor emeritus Natasha was trying to make a point about transgenderism, which makes her statement even dumber. What she’s really saying is that just because a person has a penis doesn’t mean that he’s a man if he identifies as a woman. Ditto on the vagina thing.

It’s actually a shame that Harvard revoked the fellowship of gender-bender traitor Chelsea Manning because he/she/it would have been a natural to lecture on this subject.

Meanwhile there are parents everywhere who sacrificed everything to send their kids to Harvard wondering why they took a third mortgage. This is a ridiculous thing to teach students who are preparing for the real world.

Remember when you were young and your mom told you not to put things in your mouth or up your nose? Same thing goes or your butt. In fact it’s even more important not to shove things in your rectum, your mom just never thought that was a lesson you need to learn. That a class is required to help people learn the least dangerous way to cram things up there should be a clue it’s not a great idea.

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Michigan is one step closer to allowing concealed carry in schools, churches

The Michigan Senate passed legislation Wednesday that would allow concealed pistol license holders to carry in traditionally gun-free zones. View the full legislation here.

What would the legislation do?

CPL holders with at least eight hours of additional training, or those who are certified firearms instructors, could get an exemption on their license exempting them from gun-free zones, such as:

  • Schools
  • Day cares
  • Churches
  • Stadiums
  • College dormitories
  • Hospitals
  • Casinos

The legislation would also close a loophole that allows for open carry in gun-free zones, but not concealed carry.

Any exceptions?

School districts could still make rules prohibiting staff and students from carrying concealed weapons.

Private property owners could still ban guns on their premises.

Universities could regulate carrying of guns on their campus using their constitutional powers.

How did the vote play out?

Mostly along partisan lines. One Republican, Sen. Marty Knollenberg (R-Troy), voted against it, along with all the Democrats.

What do supporters of the bill say?

Senate Majority Leader Arlan Meekhof (R-West Olive) views concealed carry as a deterrent against potential shooting incidents.

“I truly believe that law-abiding, licensed citizens should be able to exercise their right and responsibility,” Meekhof said.

Meekhof also said most mass shootings happen in gun-free zones, and citizens should have the right to defend themselves.

National Rifle Association and the Michigan Coalition for Responsible Gun Owners both support the bill.

What about opponents?

Sen. Curtis Hertel (D-East Lansing) said allowing concealed carry at schools provides an additional danger for parents to worry about.

“We should not have to worry about them being a victim of gun violence,” Hertel said. “Parents should be assured that when we drop the kids off at school we’ll pick them up in the car lane and not in a body bag,”

Sen. Jim Ananich (D-Flint) said allowing guns in the school would hinder “my ability to educate those children.” Ananich is a former teacher.

Now what?

The bill will go to the state House for a vote sometime after Thanksgiving. If it passes the House, it’s unclear how Gov. Rick Snyder will decide on the issue.

Snyder, a Republican, vetoed legislation that would have eliminated gun-free zones in 2012, just four days after the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut.

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Deported ‘Dreamer’ caught entering the US illegally again

It was big news earlier this year when 23-year-old Juan Manuel Montes-Bojorquez filed a lawsuit against U.S. Customs and Border Protection claiming he had been deported to Mexico even though he was a protected DACA recipient. Monday, Bojorque was arrested after coming across the border illegally again. From the Wall Street Journal:

The U.S. Border Patrol said Mr. Montes was found about a mile north of the U.S.-Mexico border in a scrub-covered stretch of desert. The arresting agent wrote that Mr. Montes told officials he was planning to go to Sacramento.

Mr. Montes sued the Trump administration in April, alleging that Border Patrol agents in Calexico arrested and deported him in February even though he had been protected from deportation under the Obama era Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program…

Mr. Montes was thought to be the first DACA recipient deported by the Trump administration.

Montes-Bojorquez came to the U.S. at age nine and applied and was granted DACA status. He claimed that on February 18th of this year he was rounded up by a CBP officer on a bike and deported to Mexico later that same night after no one bothered to check his DACA status. He then admits he jumped a fence into the U.S. the following day and was arrested. He was deported Feb. 20th for what he claims was the second time.

CBP initially claimed Bojorquez was deported because his DACA status had lapsed in 2015. However, a records search revealed he had renewed it and was protected from deportation until 2018. But in a statement released in April, the agency claimed it had never encountered Bojorquez on February 18th, meaning he wasn’t deported but had returned to Mexico on his own. Doing so, CBP pointed out, voided his DACA status:

The U.S. Border Patrol has no record of encountering Mr. Montes-Bojorquez in the days before his detention and subsequent arrest for immigration violations on February 19, 2017.  There are no records or evidence to support Montes-Bojorquez’s claim that he was detained or taken to the Calexico Port of Entry on February 18, 2017…

During Mr. Montes-Bojorquez’s detention and arrest by the United States Border Patrol on February 19, he admitted to agents that he had illegally entered the United States and was arrested.  He later admitted the same under oath.  All of the arrest documents from February 19, 2017, bear Montes-Bojorquez’s signature.  During his arrest interview, he never mentioned that he had received DACA status.  However, even if Montes-Bojorquez had informed agents of his DACA status, he had violated the conditions of his status by breaking continuous residency in the United States by leaving and then reentering the U.S. illegally.

So according to CBP, that first arrest that Bojorquez claims took place on Feb. 18th never happened. Bojorquez’ lawsuit claimed it did and was a violation of his DACA status. The judge in his case decided to expedite the trial and DHS agreed in September to let him return to the U.S. so he could testify. Then in October, he dropped the lawsuit. From the San Diego Union-Tribune:

According to a motion for dismissal filed late Wednesday, the government resolved the records request by producing supplemental documents on Oct. 5, and Montes decided not to pursue his additional claims. A judge approved the motion on Thursday.

“Like all litigation, this case has been a taxing experience for Juan Manuel,” one of his attorneys, Nora Preciado of the National Immigration Law Center, said in a statement. “He has now asked us to dismiss his case. As his attorneys, we respect his wishes and have filed the papers on his behalf.”…

The Calexico Border Patrol chief said in a sworn affidavit there were other problems with Montes’ claims. The chief said there have been no repatriations after 10 p.m. this year, and that there were no agents working bicycle patrol the night in question.

So not only was there no evidence the Feb. 18th encounter ever happened, there was also testimony that it couldn’t have happened the way Bojorquez claimed it did. Now he has apparently come across the border again and could face up to 2 years in jail as well as another deportation.

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ICC Prosecutor Challenges U.S. Sovereignty

ICC Prosecutor Challenges U.S. Sovereignty
The International Criminal Court (ICC) Prosecutor, Fatou Bensouda, has decided to request authorization from ICC judges to commence a formal investigation into alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity linked to the conflict in Afghanistan.

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With Ratings Plummeting, More NFL Advertisers Threaten To Pull Ads Over #TakeAKnee

On Sunday, the NFL yet again saw players #TakeAKnee and yet again suffered more disconcerting ratings news. Throwing more fuel on the league’s self-started dumpster fire, networks have revealed that a growing list of advertisers are now threatening to pull their ads if the politically divisive protest coverage continues.

Over the weekend, several players continued to follow Colin Kaepernick‘s lead by refusing “to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color.” Among the kneelers, as Deadline notes, were the Miami Dolphins’ Michael Thomas, Julius Thomas and Kenny Stills, who kneeled during the national anthem before their big Sunday Night Football matchup, despite the team having implemented a new rule against such divisive protests. The result: the defiant display yet again “stole much of the game’s thunder.”

The numbers for Sunday night’s game contained more of the same bad news league execs have been hearing all year. Halfway through the season, the NFL’s ratings are down 5% by average over last year at this point, and down a stunning 19% from the 2015-2016 season. Deadline‘s Dominic Patten breaks down the NFL’s awful numbers from Sunday night’s matchup:

In non-time adjusted fast affiliates, last night’s SNF delivered a season low 4.0/14 among adults 18-49 and 11.67 million viewers. That’s a tumble of 7% in the demo and 1 million from the fast affiliates of the October 29 SNF of the Steelers vs. the Lions and up against Game 5 of the World Series. Right now, NBC is winning the night with a 3.6/12 and an audience of 10.73 million.

Equally troubling for the league is the rising number of advertisers who are threatening to pull out if the ratings-damaging politicizing continues, though at least two networks have stressed that none have yet to do so. According to AdWeek, NBCUniversal’s chairman of advertising sales and client partnerships Linda Yaccarino admitted on Friday that a “list of advertisers have made themselves very clear: if you continue covering the political coverage of the issue, we will not be part of the NFL.”

During a “fireside chat” on Friday moderated by AdWeek, Yaccarino agreed with CBS Corp. CEO and chairman Leslie Moonves that no advertisers have yet pulled any ads, however she noted that a growing number have made quite clear that coverage of the games cannot continue to be a politically divisive as they’ve been this season.

“Because think about it: they have half the country that is cheering about that, and they have half the country that is emailing them, saying, don’t do that. So that’s a real thing,” said Yaccarino.

The shift toward more coverage of the divisive anthem protests, as opposed to last year when most coverage de-emphasized it, she suggested, has hurt ratings. “While I don’t think there’s any way you could ever really prove it, I do think it has impacted the ratings,” she said.

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Hate Crime Hoax: Black Air Force Cadet Admits To Writing Racial Slurs Targeting Blacks

The Air Force Academy announced on Tuesday that a black cadet who was supposedly the victim of racial slurs was, in fact, responsible for writing the racial slurs.

Officials said the cadet admitted to being behind the racist messages that appeared outside the door rooms of five black cadets, KMGH-ABC reported.

Although the student’s name was not released, officials indicated that the individual is no longer at the school – but declined to say if the student was expelled or left voluntarily.

The Air Force Academy started an investigation into the incident when reports first surfaced in September.

“There is absolutely no place in our Air Force for racism. It’s not who we are, nor will we tolerate it in any shape or fashion,” Lt. Gen. Jay Silveria, superintendent of the U.S. Air Force Academy, said. “I’ve said it before, the area of dignity and respect is my red line. Let me be clear; it won’t be crossed without significant repercussions.”

A similar incident happened last week when an African American man alleged that someone wrote racial slurs all over his car – when he was the one who wrote the slurs. The man, 21-year-old Dauntarius Williams, came forward and admitted that he staged the entire event.

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If the GOP repeals the adoption tax credit the party should disband

Does the leadership of this party have actual, diagnosable brain damage? Of all the places in the tax code they could try to find some extra revenue, the supposedly pro-life GOP decides to squeeze … middle-class adoptive families?

While funding Planned Parenthood in their budget?

While our billionaire president is grumbling privately to Democrats that they should repeal the estate tax, which only bites the mega-rich?

We’re past the point of wondering whether the GOP wants to lose. The question now is whether they deserve to lose. Judging from this account by Haley Byrd of the IJR, all signs point to yes:

The adoption tax credit only costs $300 million per year. It’s not even pocket change for Uncle Sam. For the GOP, allegedly the party of social conservatives, to nuke it over a pittance of savings feels like almost deliberate sabotage of adoptive families. What the hell are they thinking?

But it gets worse. As John McCormack points out, in the long run the adoption tax credit pays for itself, in both tangible and intangible terms:

“What they don’t factor in is the total cost to society with a child in foster care,” Johnson tells THE WEEKLY STANDARD. The costs to taxpayers of keeping a child in foster care—health care, food, housing, social workers, and administrators—are far greater than the one-time tax credit adoptive families may receive.

“Comparing the per-child cost of subsidized adoption from foster care with the cost of maintaining a child in foster care, one concludes that the child adopted from foster care costs the public only 40 percent as much as the child who remains in foster care,” according to a report from the National Council for Adoption. “The difference in cost per child per year amounts to $15,480.”

Paul Ryan had the balls earlier today to shrug off complaints about repealing the adoption tax credit by noting that it primarily benefits the upper class. Meanwhile, notes McCormack, the GOP bill would reduce revenue from the estate tax — which only benefits the very uppermost of the upper class — by $172 billion over the next 10 years. Eliminating the adoption tax credit, by comparison, would save the government just $3.8 billion. Ryan’s willing to lose 50 times the amount of revenue that would be lost by saving the adoption tax credit in the name of letting mega-millionaires pass more money on to their kids. Bananas.

Even his point about the credit mainly benefiting higher-income individuals is misleading. It’s true that upper-middle-class families tend to claim the credit but that’s because adoption is so fantastically expensive that only upper-middle-class families can afford to do it. Forget the day-to-day costs of caring for an adopted infant; the adoption process itself can cost $35,000 or more. This Twitter thread by a Google engineer laying out the hardships of adoption went viral a few days ago because of how shocking the sums were. He claims to have spent $50,000 on adopting his first child, which includes fees for the adoption agency, lawyers, travel, hotels, medical care, and other miscellaneous expenses. The only reason he was able to afford it, he notes, was because he had Google stock to sell and even then he was stretched. Some adoptive families take out second mortgages, borrow from relatives, and so on. The tax credit gives them back $13,000 to help defray that. And even that comes with strings: David French, an adoptive dad himself, notes that the IRS audited nearly 70 percent of the families that received the credit recently to check for fraud. It found none.

The only principled argument for ending the adoption tax credit is if you believe the government shouldn’t redistribute taxpayer money via credits of any sort. That’s a fine libertarian view but it ain’t the GOP’s view; in fact, their tax reform plan proposes expanding the child tax credit modestly. If you’re going to have credits in the code, a robust one for adoptive families is a no-brainer. If anything, the mismatch between the current value of the credit and the reality of much more exorbitant adoption fees means Republicans should seize the opportunity to expand the credit. Shave $50 billion off those estate-tax cuts for the mega-rich and apply it to adoption so that more than just Google engineers and lawyers can afford to adopt. If you’re going to be a “pro-family” party, be pro-family.

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Trump Skips Out on “Fancy Lunch” in Order to Sit Down and Eat With the Troops

President Donald Trump chose to forgo a fancy lunch on Tuesday so he could sit down and enjoy a meal with U.S. and South Korean troops.

Trump and South Korean President Moon Jae-in joined 108 servicemen and women, including over a dozen South Koreans, for Taco Tuesday at Camp Humphreys during his visit to South Korea, according to Stars and Stripes.

“I had a choice of having a beautiful, very fancy lunch and I said no, I want to eat with the troops and we ate with the troops,” Trump said, according to a statement from the White House.

Pvt. Merion Holmes, 21, of Georgetown, South Carolina, said he was honored to see Trump.

“He said he’d rather eat with the troops than at a fancy restaurant,” Holmes told Stars and Stripes after the meal. “It made me feel like he cared.”

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Before the meal, Sgt. Jerrell Knight of Atlanta said he was nervous when he found out he would be seated next to the president.

“I get to meet my commander in chief, my boss. It’s pretty overwhelming to be right next to the president,” Knight said, as reported by Stars and Stripes.

Knight said the president spoke about the U.S.-South Korean alliance and the need for a solution to the North Korean problem. He said Trump thanked him for his service and shook his hand.

In a video posted to Twitter, the president told the troops he was honored to be with them.

Trump reportedly had to decide where to eat: with the troops or while visiting the DMZ.

A senior administration official told reporters Tuesday that there wasn’t enough time to visit both Camp Humphreys and the DMZ. He said it made sense for Trump to visit the DMZ since no U.S. president has ever visited there before, the U.K. Guardian reported.

U.S. Defense Secretary Jim Mattis visited the DMZ last week and Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson have also recently visited the area.

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“It’s becoming a little bit of a cliché, frankly. And that’s why he’s going to be down at Humphreys,” the official said, as reported by the Guardian.

Trump’s decision to skip out on a “fancy lunch” and eat with troops says a lot about his character.

We can only wonder if former President Barack Obama would have made a similar choice.

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