The big news out of Washington is that Donald Trump is racist because he had a toilet seat in the Oval Office replaced. I’m serious. This is a general concern for leftists as well as the fake news industry. In a bombshell report, NBC has broken the lid off of “Tolietgate.” You see, Trump is so racist that he refused to sit on the same crapper that Barack Obama once used. Has anyone drawn up articles of impeachment yet?
Because NBC Washington specializes in both real and important news they got a hold of White House maintenance records and exposed this scandal:
Some of the projects appear large in scope. Some appear quite small. The work orders show a request to replace the toilet seat in the Oval Office in late January, and specifies the project be completed “after hours please.”
Boy, they sure make that sound sinister, don’t they? Trump had a toilet seat replaced and he wanted it done on the down low so nobody would know what he’s up to. NBC isn’t the only one who found this to be problematic. Twitter users were quick to point out the blatant racism of it all:
Racism runs deep.
— csd (@csd) December 1, 2017
Man! He is a racist of the ‘southern’ flair. Smh.
— Melinda Francais (@MelindaFrancais) December 1, 2017
I bet anyone its because obama used it
— jeanne reil (@jeannereil) December 1, 2017
So, Trump refused to sit on Obama’s toilet seat in the Oval Office? Isn’t that a classic type of racist move?
— Amy Brewster (@amybrewster2016) December 1, 2017
I read it as he couldn’t take a dump where Obama once sat.
— Kathy Dunklee??? (@pfarrside) December 1, 2017
And many saw a parallel between this and the book/movie The Help:
Ugh. It’s like something out a movie. The Help comes to mind.
— JEM (@haguediva) December 1, 2017
Didn’t want PoC cooties on it.
Or germs. Just finished reading “The Help,” and white families made their black maids use a bathroom just for them because they believed they could catch something from them.— Annalise Ω Brown (@SWFLib) December 1, 2017
Reminds me of “The Help” when Minny was fired for using the toilet inside the house.
Must get rid of everything Obama touched–including the toilet seat.— ElizaB*tch (@mysegovia) December 1, 2017
I have several alternative theories: 1) The toilet seat was broken and needed to be replaced. 2) Someone other than Trump, like say the house keeping staff, ordered the toilet seat replaced because it was broken. 3) The toilet seat was replaced as part of regularly scheduled maintainence. 4) Knowing that Michelle Obama’s giant nut sack once jiggled around on that thing, Trump had it replaced, but not because of racism.
Sadly, this is by far the best proof yet that President Trump is racist, which is to say there is no compelling evidence of his racism. Another sad fact is that this is what passes for news in the Age of Trump. How many stories do you recall about the Obama’s changing fixtures in the White House?
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