Weirdo Leftist Clown Groped Women at Haunted Barn in Paul Ryan’s District

In a piece of creepy weird news out of Speaker of the House Paul Ryan’s home district of Janesville, WI, a creepy leftist “clown” has been charged with groping women in a haunted Halloween barn.

Given the popularity of clowns after the big screen adaptation of schlockmeister Stephen King’s “IT” which grossed over 300 million (and counting) it should not be any surprise that a twisted freak who was dressed up like a clown would attempt to hide behind the greasepaint and rubber nose to sexually molest women.

A 43-year-old piece of work named Brandon Goral who was identified as “Shakes the Clown” – a name clearly derived from the 1991 cult movie about an alcoholic loser of a clown played by Bobcat Goldthwait – inappropriately touched females in their breast and genital regions after asking the women if they wanted the “Trump” treatment.

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This bizarre tale comes via The Smoking Gun which reports “Clown Faces Sex Raps For Haunted House Groping”:

Shakes the Clown has been charged with groping two women at a holiday haunted house in Wisconsin, records show.

According to a criminal complaint, the victims had their breasts pawed last month while waiting to enter a “haunted barn” at a campground in Janesville. Police had been summoned to the scene following reports that women were “touched inappropriately by a clown.”

Two women told cops that a “clown with green hair” first approached them and asked, “Do you want me to Donald Trump?” While making this inquiry, the clown “made a hand gesture towards their vaginas and made a squeezing motion,” the complaint alleges.

Both women said that they “were not touched at that time,” but had been “caught off guard by what the clown had said and found it inappropriate.”

Following the “Trump” comment, the clown allegedly grabbed and squeezed the breast of one woman, and then did the same thing to her companion. The clown’s actions, the women told police, left them feeling “violated and uncomfortable.” Neither victim, investigators noted, gave “the clown consent to grab her breast.”

A sheriff’s deputy subsequently identified the alleged assailant as Brandon Goral, a 43-year-old Janesville resident. Goral said that he “goes by the clown name of Shakes.”

He should consider running for Congress, he’d fit right in.